toffins:

me: :(

rat: [wearing a pretty dress]

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me: :)

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halalcocaine:

there she goes again, daydreaming about her future house and how she’ll decorate it knowing she can’t afford a house in this economy ever. and by she i mean me.

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mexicanalesbiana:

zenja-soba:

Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.*

Priest: “My fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here on….”

Crowd: *crying*

Priest ”:..We must press W, and move forward.”

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thecryptocreep:

catchymemes:

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

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angrydumbbitch:

Don’t be afraid to destroy men’s lives over crimes they chose to commit.

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Scuttles into a pet store with no money

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